20th Floor Bar

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
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97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer.
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96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer.
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95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
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94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer.
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93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer.
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92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer.
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91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer.
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90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer.
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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer.
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88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer.
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87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer.
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86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles of beer.
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85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer.
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84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer.
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83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer.
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82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer.
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81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer.
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80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer.
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79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer.
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78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer.
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77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer.
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76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer.
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75 bottles of beer on the wall, 75 bottles of beer.
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74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer.
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73 bottles of beer on the wall, 73 bottles of beer.
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72 bottles of beer on the wall, 72 bottles of beer.
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71 bottles of beer on the wall, 71 bottles of beer.
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70 bottles of beer on the wall, 70 bottles of beer.
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69 bottles of beer on the wall, 69 bottles of beer.
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68 bottles of beer on the wall, 68 bottles of beer.
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67 bottles of beer on the wall, 67 bottles of beer.
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66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer.
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65 bottles of beer on the wall, 65 bottles of beer.
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64 bottles of beer on the wall, 64 bottles of beer.
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63 bottles of beer on the wall, 63 bottles of beer.
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62 bottles of beer on the wall, 62 bottles of beer.
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61 bottles of beer on the wall, 61 bottles of beer.
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60 bottles of beer on the wall, 60 bottles of beer.
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59 bottles of beer on the wall, 59 bottles of beer.
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58 bottles of beer on the wall, 58 bottles of beer.
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57 bottles of beer on the wall, 57 bottles of beer.
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56 bottles of beer on the wall, 56 bottles of beer.
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55 bottles of beer on the wall, 55 bottles of beer.
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54 bottles of beer on the wall, 54 bottles of beer.
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53 bottles of beer on the wall, 53 bottles of beer.
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52 bottles of beer on the wall, 52 bottles of beer.
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51 bottles of beer on the wall, 51 bottles of beer.
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50 bottles of beer on the wall, 50 bottles of beer.
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49 bottles of beer on the wall, 49 bottles of beer.
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48 bottles of beer on the wall, 48 bottles of beer.
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47 bottles of beer on the wall, 47 bottles of beer.
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46 bottles of beer on the wall, 46 bottles of beer.
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45 bottles of beer on the wall, 45 bottles of beer.
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44 bottles of beer on the wall, 44 bottles of beer.
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43 bottles of beer on the wall, 43 bottles of beer.
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42 bottles of beer on the wall, 42 bottles of beer.
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41 bottles of beer on the wall, 41 bottles of beer.
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40 bottles of beer on the wall, 40 bottles of beer.
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39 bottles of beer on the wall, 39 bottles of beer.
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38 bottles of beer on the wall, 38 bottles of beer.
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37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer.
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36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer.
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35 bottles of beer on the wall, 35 bottles of beer.
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34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer.
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33 bottles of beer on the wall, 33 bottles of beer.
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32 bottles of beer on the wall, 32 bottles of beer.
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31 bottles of beer on the wall, 31 bottles of beer.
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30 bottles of beer on the wall, 30 bottles of beer.
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29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer.
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28 bottles of beer on the wall, 28 bottles of beer.
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27 bottles of beer on the wall, 27 bottles of beer.
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26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer.
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25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer.
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24 bottles of beer on the wall, 24 bottles of beer.
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23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beer.
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22 bottles of beer on the wall, 22 bottles of beer.
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21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer.
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20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer.
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19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer.
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18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer.
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17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer.
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16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer.
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15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer.
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14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer.
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13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer.
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12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 11 bottles of beer on the wall.

11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 10 bottles of beer on the wall.

10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer.
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9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 8 bottles of beer on the wall.

8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 7 bottles of beer on the wall.

7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 6 bottles of beer on the wall.

6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 5 bottles of beer on the wall.

5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 4 bottles of beer on the wall.

4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 3 bottles of beer on the wall.

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.

No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Un piccolo rap dedicato alla WGAC 2.0 per l’accessibilità web.

Ricordando i vecchi tempi quando smanettavo sul codice C di CircleMUD…

“Puff the Fractal Dragon”

No plain fanfold paper could hold that fractal Puff -
He grew so fast no plotting pack could shrink him far enough.
Compiles and simulations grew so quickly tame
And swapped out all their data space when Puff pushed his stack frame.

Chorus:
Puff the fractal dragon was written in C,
And frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory.
Puff the fractal dragon was written in C,
And frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory.

Puff, he grew so quickly, while others moved like snails
And mini-Puffs would perch themselves on his gigantic tail.
All the student hackers loved that fractal Puff
But DCS did not like Puff, and finally said, “Enough!”

(chorus)

Puff used more resources than DCS could spare.
The operator killed Puff’s job - he didn’t seem to care.
A gloom fell on the hackers; it seemed to be the end,
But Puff trapped the exception, and grew from naught again!

(chorus)

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two beers.

(more…)

Bella la striscia del giorno di XKCD, che prende in giro la assurdità di certe EULA che si trovano quando si installa un programma o quando si sottoscrive un servizio online.